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I Just Burned 6000 Calories Cookie Baking Joke

Price range: $24.99 through $34.99

The shirt reads: “I JUST BURNED 6000 CALORIES — THAT’S THE LAST TIME I TAKE A NAP WHILE COOKIES ARE IN THE OVEN.”

The number is set largest in orange and cream with the explanation beneath, and there is no illustration.

Burned means the wrong thing and the second half explains which. The setup is a fitness boast for exactly as long as it takes to read the next line.

For bakers, for anyone who has ruined a tray, and for a joke that is entirely carried by one word.

Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.

Free US shipping on every order. We ship to US addresses only.

Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.

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