The shirt reads: “Virgo ideal floor plan,” on a label above the drawing.
Below it, a genuine architectural floor plan drawn in fine black line work, with rooms labelled for a herb and vegetable garden, a modern kitchen, an overthinking area, storage, a perfection bath and a colour-coordinated closet.
The labels are the joke and the drawing is completely straight — proper wall thicknesses, door swings and fixtures. Overthinking area is given its own room.
For the Virgo who will read every label, and for anyone who lives with one.
