The shirt reads: “Pheromone Maxxing — ★☆☆☆☆ Would Not Recommend. ‘Socially repulsive. Smells like desperation, not confidence.’” Signed: Me, Verified User.
It is laid out as a real product review page, with a star rating, a quoted verdict and a small reviewer avatar with a frowning face.
The -maxxing suffix has been attached to everything online and this one reviews the result honestly. The verified user badge is the detail that makes it.
For anyone who has watched a trend collapse under its own confidence, and for the friend who tried it.
