The shirt reads: “TONIGHT’S MAIN EVENT — CRINGE BATTLE VS CHAMPIONSHIP,” with judges’ scores of 9.8 and 9.9 either side.
Two silhouetted figures square up in front of stage lights and a crowd, drawn like a boxing promotion poster in red, white and black.
The scores are the funniest part — this is a close contest and both competitors are performing at the top of their ability. For anyone who has watched two people try to out-embarrass each other in public.
