The shirt reads: “HUSSER CROSSING,” with “HUSS VALLEY” on a small plate beneath.
It is a yellow diamond road sign, weathered and scuffed, with a black silhouette of a figure sprinting flat out and a cloud of dust behind its heels.
Road signs warn you what crosses here. This one warns you about a person moving at speed with somewhere else to be. For the same in-joke as the rest of the set, and for anyone who finds an official sign funnier than a caption.
