The shirt reads: “HOME HAUNTING SYSTEM,” with labels running down the right: FOG MACHINE, PORCH LIGHT, SKELETON, PUMPKINS, CANDY BOWL.
The house between them is drawn as a technical illustration, each component connected to its label by a thin leader line, with fog rolling off the roof and pumpkins lit on the steps.
It treats a decorated house as an installed system with named parts, which is precisely how the people who do this talk about it in September. For the household that owns a fog machine, and for anyone who has ever argued about where the skeleton sits.
