The shirt reads: “SIDE QUEST: ONE MORE THRIFT STORE.”
Underneath, three little pixel-style shopfronts are joined by a dashed green path that winds between them and ends at a large price tag with a dollar sign on it.
It is a quest marker for a detour everyone in the car has already agreed to twice. The video game framing is exact — the dotted route, the objective marker, the fact that it is optional and will take two hours. For thrifters, and for whoever is waiting in the car.
