The shirt reads: “IT’S OFFICIALLY UNSTICKING YOUR THIGHS FROM A PLASTIC CHAIR SEASON.”
Four lines of white capitals, centred, with no illustration.
It is a definition of summer that nobody would put on a holiday brochure and everybody recognises instantly. The specificity is what makes it — not the heat, the chair.
For barbecues, garden parties and any event held on furniture that has been outside all year. Best worn in shorts, for accuracy.
