The shirt reads: “MY WIFE MADE ME FAT SO NOBODY ELSE WOULD WANT ME.”
Two large lines of white capitals with a smaller line beneath, and no illustration.
It is an accusation and a compliment delivered in the same breath, and the strategy described is presented as having worked. Everybody who has been fed well by somebody who loves them will recognise it.
For anniversaries, for the husband who cannot cook, and for a joke that is entirely affectionate underneath.
