The shirt reads: “LARP POLICE” across the top of the shield and “OBSERVE ★ VERIFY ★ QUESTION” across the bottom.
It is a full police badge in blue and gold, with an eye inside a magnifying glass at the centre, a set of scales beneath and a small castle in the background.
The shield is the giveaway — this is drawn exactly like the real thing, down to the enamel shine, which is why it gets a second look before the words register. Blunter than the Department of Applied LARP Detection version and funnier for it. For the friend who has appointed themselves to the role already.
