The shirt reads: “I GET NERVOUS AROUND GIRLS.”
Two lines of plain white capitals, centred, with no artwork of any kind.
It is an admission printed at a size that makes the admission considerably worse. Wearing it does not solve the problem and arguably compounds it, which is the joke. Filed under mental health rather than one-liners, which is the kinder reading.
It is filed under mental health rather than one-liners, which is the kinder reading of a sentence most people have thought and very few have printed. For anyone who would rather lead with it than be found out.
