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The shirt reads: “I DON’T SLIP — I TEST FLOOR TRACTION.”
Between the lines, a white stick figure skids backwards with both feet out and arms flailing.
It is the third in a small run about falling over on purpose, after the floor inspections and the gravity checks. Each one reclassifies an accident as a service being performed.
For the clumsy, for anyone who has gone down on a wet floor and got straight back up, and for the set.
Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.
Free US shipping on every order. We ship to US addresses only.
Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.
