The shirt reads: “WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PICK A PIG’S NOSE? HAM BOOGERS” — with a small line beneath: “I know, I know… snot funny.”
A cheerful pink pig sits between the lines against mint stripes with yellow stars around it.
Two jokes, and the second one apologises for the first while being equally bad. The shirt is aware of what it is.
For children, for the dad-joke faithful, and for anyone who will read the small line at the bottom and groan a second time.
