The shirt reads: “GHOULANT — ANTIFREEZE + COOLANT,” with feature bullets down the side: PROTECTS AGAINST FREEZING & POSSESSION, EXTENDED AFTERLIFE FORMULA, FOR ALL HAUNTS. At the bottom: “KEEPING YOUR RIDE COOL SO YOU CAN STAY SPOOKY.”
It is drawn as a full product label — yellow and orange panels, an angry ghost rising out of a drum marked with a skull, bright green coolant pouring everywhere.
This is the full-label version rather than the bottle-only one, and the small print is where the work went. Protects against freezing and possession is doing exactly what real packaging copy does. For mechanics with a sense of humour about October.
