The shirt reads: “CLASSROOM GIGGLE CONTROL UNIT,” around a yellow badge.
Inside it, a beaming yellow face wearing a headset sits between two crossed pencils, drawn like an operations centre patch.
It gives the job a department, a headset and a control room. Anybody who has tried to get a class back after something genuinely funny happened knows this is a real role.
For teachers, teaching assistants and anyone who has had to keep a straight face professionally.
