The shirt reads: “ARGUING WITH ME IS POINTLESS. I KNEW I WAS WRONG 10 MINUTES AGO, I’M JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU MAD NOW.”
Eight lines of white capitals with the first three largest, and no artwork.
It is a full confession of a technique most people use and nobody admits to. The ten minutes is the detail that makes it honest rather than boastful.
For the friend who will not concede, for anyone married to them, and for a shirt that ends the argument by explaining it.
