The shirt reads: “HELLO my name is Ander Dingus.”
Say it out loud and the joke arrives about a second later. It is a conference name badge, filled in by hand, worn by a man whose entire personality is being slightly more patient with you than you deserve.
This is for the friend who defuses group chats, the one who says “no, I get it” and actually means it, and for anyone who thinks the funniest possible joke is one you have to hear rather than read. Good for a first day, an icebreaker, or a family gathering where you would rather the shirt did the talking.
