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All Spiders Are Holdable Some Only Once Arachnid Humor

Price range: $24.99 through $34.99

The shirt reads: “ALL SPIDERS ARE HOLDABLE” above and “SOME ONLY ONCE” below.

Between them, five spiders sit on bark and leaves — a tarantula, a jumping spider, a blue species and a black widow with the red hourglass clearly marked.

The hourglass is the detail that makes the bottom line specific rather than general. It belongs to a run of shirts built on the same construction: a confident claim about something dangerous, undercut by three words at the bottom.

For arachnid keepers, for anyone who can identify all five, and for the set.

Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.

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Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.

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