The shirt reads: “CALL ME THE THIRD LIL PIGGY, CAUSE I’M ALL BRICKED UP AND READY TO GET BLOWN!”
Between the lines, a pig in a hard hat and dungarees lays bricks with a trowel, giving a thumbs up.
It is a fairy tale retold by somebody with no intention of keeping it clean. Every word is defensible on its own and the sentence is not.
For the friend with no filter, for builders, and for anyone who will read it twice before deciding whether to laugh.
















































































