The shirt reads: “BANANA — PEAK FOOD ENGINEERING,” with a specification list beneath: OWN WRAPPER, 100% PORTABLE, ZERO MESS, ZERO PREP, ZERO CLEANUP, INSTANT ENERGY, HIGH POTASSIUM, CHEAP.
A bunch of yellow bananas sits between the heading and the spec list.
Every claim on the list is true. It is a product datasheet for a fruit, and the fruit wins on every line.
For anyone who has made this argument out loud, for packed lunches, and for the most defensible position in the catalogue.
