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I Don’t Squeak Unless Squoken To Wordplay Statement

Price range: $24.99 through $34.99

The shirt reads: “I DON’T SQUEAK UNLESS SQUOKEN TO.”

Three lines of plain black capitals, centred, with no illustration at all.

It is one of a small run of shirts that take I don’t speak unless spoken to and conjugate it into a verb that has no business existing. Squoken is not a word and the shirt is unapologetic.

For the quiet ones, for anyone who answers when addressed and not before, and for a joke that works best on someone who genuinely is like that.

Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.

Free US shipping on every order. We ship to US addresses only.

Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.

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