The shirt reads: “DEVOUTLY EGGNOG-STIC.”
Inside the frame, a haloed robed figure holds a mug of eggnog in one hand with the other raised in blessing, surrounded by holly, berries and gold stars.
Devoutly agnostic is already a contradiction; adding the nog does not help and is not meant to. It is the most committed of the eggnog designs and the one most likely to be taken the wrong way at a family Christmas. For the drink’s true believers.
