The shirt reads: “WANTED” above and “FOLLOWED A SCENT ACROSS THREE COUNTIES” below.
Between them, a beagle in a cowboy hat and blue bandana sits in the centre of an aged wanted poster with torn edges.
The charge is entirely plausible. Beagles are scent hounds with no off switch, and three counties is conservative.
For beagle owners, who have all made this phone call, and for anyone who has lost a dog to a smell.
































































































